sashayed:

It’s cool how Xabi Alonso is mastering every possible way of breaking the human heart. He did it slow and agonizing in 2009, “ooh, I love you, why don’t you love me, oh, I know you say you do but remember how you didn’t like two years ago, oh I’m staying, no I’m going, I love you, I’ll always love you, I’m going to talk about you forever so you never forget how much you loved me, maybe we’ll get back together someday, ha ha no we won’t, but who knows, maybe, but no, but maybe" and that was horrible (I wasn’t actually there, but I absorbed the horror by osmosis).
And now, here I am, standing stunned and gutted on our front porch as he drags out a hastily-packed suitcase and kisses me on the cheek. A huge fancy Porsche purrs in the driveway with THAT SLUT PEP GUARDIOLA in the drivers’ seat. I thought they hated each other. “I love you, but I think we have passed all of our good days together,” midfield maestro Xabi Alonso says gently. “I thought it would be best to do this quickly.” “But,” I whisper. “But —”  ”Have you met my friend, Toni Kroos?” Xabi inquires, shoving some Peeta Mellark looking dude at me. “Toni, please hold her. She likes to be held when she is emotional.” “DON’T I GET A SAY IN THIS??” I plead. “DON’T YOU OWE ME THAT MUCH????” “Goodbye forever,” Xabi Alonso says. “We’ll always have Lisbon, although I did not technically play there.” He kisses my cheek and jogs down the steps. Pep Guardiola honks the horn merrily and they zoom into the sunset, leaving me staring after them. “WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?” I scream at Toni Kroos. “WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?????”

sashayed:

It’s cool how Xabi Alonso is mastering every possible way of breaking the human heart. He did it slow and agonizing in 2009, “ooh, I love you, why don’t you love me, oh, I know you say you do but remember how you didn’t like two years ago, oh I’m staying, no I’m going, I love you, I’ll always love you, I’m going to talk about you forever so you never forget how much you loved me, maybe we’ll get back together someday, ha ha no we won’t, but who knows, maybe, but no, but maybe" and that was horrible (I wasn’t actually there, but I absorbed the horror by osmosis).

And now, here I am, standing stunned and gutted on our front porch as he drags out a hastily-packed suitcase and kisses me on the cheek. A huge fancy Porsche purrs in the driveway with THAT SLUT PEP GUARDIOLA in the drivers’ seat. I thought they hated each other. “I love you, but I think we have passed all of our good days together,” midfield maestro Xabi Alonso says gently. “I thought it would be best to do this quickly.” “But,” I whisper. “But —”  ”Have you met my friend, Toni Kroos?” Xabi inquires, shoving some Peeta Mellark looking dude at me. “Toni, please hold her. She likes to be held when she is emotional.” “DON’T I GET A SAY IN THIS??” I plead. “DON’T YOU OWE ME THAT MUCH????” “Goodbye forever,” Xabi Alonso says. “We’ll always have Lisbon, although I did not technically play there.” He kisses my cheek and jogs down the steps. Pep Guardiola honks the horn merrily and they zoom into the sunset, leaving me staring after them. “WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?” I scream at Toni Kroos. “WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?????”




"I’m really happy so I must say thanks to my team-mates because without the team, individual awards would not be possible." - Ronaldo about winning UEFA Best Player in Europe






Happy 35th Birthday, Aaron Paul - Aug 27, 1979









rollingbug:

Allianz Frauen Bundesliga promotion clip




Aaron Paul, Anna Gunn and Bryan Cranston pose with their awards for AMC’s “Breaking Bad” during the Governors Ball for the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles, California August 25, 2014.








heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.




Germany’s U20 women team celebrate after winning the FIFA U-20 Women’s World Cup in Canada, Montreal. [24.08.2014]




View of London From The Top of St. Paul’s, 2013

alternate title: That Time I Climbed to The Top of a 400 Year Old Building and Nearly Cried But The View Was Worth It

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